The ramblings of a suburban stoner

The technical term is... fucked.

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:24:43 GMT

It's all fucked. I cant be arsed with this shit again. Nothing ever works out and nothing ever happens.

but apart from everything being fucked. everything else is fine.

Started out with nothing, and still got most of it left...

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:04:25 GMT

Sometimes people ask me what its like ridin' trains. Well, its kinda boring like...
I got my ear down to the ground,
listnin' for that rumblin' sound
Oh deliver me from this town.
Today i'm gonna be homeward bound.
--Prospect Line by Seasick Steve

Tell me about it. I ride like 4 trains a day to and from uni and then possibly another 2 depending if i'm working afterwards. Last night work wasnt too bad. Was supposed to be working 7-1am but got sent home at 8 because it was empty. Well i say 'sent home' i ended up meeting a friend by chance and stayed in the pub for its poker night. Oh well...

Was a bit silly today and missed the first 2 hour lecture but i didnt miss anything important. It was a bit of a funny morning i dunno, i was in a strange mood. coincidentaly i discovered at about 4pm this afternoon that i had put my boxers on the wrong way round. Not sure if it was related to (or the cause of ) my strange mood. planned to come home tonight and study/ do my lab report but my dad turned up and we all watched ~The Dark Knight. That wee ~ sign back there happened by accident but i'm going to leave it in. I may even put more in, who knows. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh yes, i did it.

I've been downloading so much music these days. shocking i know. (Piracy for ever) I came across a guy called Seasick Steve. New album out. Its kinda bluesy acoustic gutiar styled. I like it, check it out.

There is nothing better to do than continue your own musical education.

Ugh. its far too late as i need to get up early. Thing is though i'm rarely in bed before this time of nights these days...maybe i'm a vampire.

Probably not though. I shall ramble on now. Not in a i'm going to type more ramblings into livejournal. Ramble on in a Led Zeppelin ramble on kind of way...

A-ramble on, and now's the time, the time is now
Sing my song, I'm goin' 'round the world, I gotta find my girl
On my way, I've been this way ten years to the day
Ramble on, gotta find the queen of all my dreams
Got no time for spreadin' roots, the time has come to be gone
And though our health we drank a thousand times
it's time to ramble on
---Ramble On by Led Zeppelin

I thought it was quite impressive that i managed to lie to the reader and ramble on about not rambling on while using words related to ramble 4 times.

Ramble over.

Fold your hands child, you walk like a peasent.

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:36:53 GMT

Elope with me Miss Private and we’ll sail around the world
I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl
How many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take?
How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
Oh elope with me in private and we’ll set something ablaze
A trail for the devil to erase

Today should have been different. I shouldnt have slept in for uni. I should have got up when i said i would and gone.
Its always the same. i planned to strategically sleep in for an hour and get to uni an hour late, as there is a train strike and i was planning to get a taxi. instead of that strategic hour it became a good 4.

Honestly i always fucking do this. Every single night i plan the next day or days and every morning after i alter the plans to be less constructive somehow.

I need to get a grip and get this university year sorted out. Still doing that bloody coursework from last year cos i didnt do it over the summer.
New plan. Sit listen to music and do my formal lab report. No excuses.

It's something to speak of the way you are feeling
To crowds there assembled
Do you ever feel you have gone too far?
Everyone suffers in silence a burden
The man who drives minicabs down in Old Compton
The Asian man
With his love hate affair
With his racist clientele

I've been listening to a lot of Belle & Sebastian today. very chilled out very different to most things in my iTunes.
Working again tonight only 7-Close so it wont be too bad. hopefully not in uni til midday tomorrow but i'm not sure.
Fingers crossed.

Right i'm off to do constructive things...i hope.

Fox in the snow, where do you go
To find something you could eat?
'Cause the word out on the street is you are starving
Don't let yourself grow hungry now
Don't let yourself grow cold
Fox in the snow

More ramblings from a suburban stoner,

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:14:54 GMT

Updateage. Updateage? Updateage is probably not a word...Update-age? Updatage...anyway.

This will probably be a long one.

Where to start? Christ I don’t know. Fuck. This is what I get for starting to type this thing out in Word instead of typing it right into LJ, better check. Okaydoke. Anyway where were we?

Last update was a while ago. Summer has been and gone and I don’t think I got to the fucking park at all. That was the game plan. Go to the park. Get outside. BBQ’s in the sunshine. Lets face it none of these things happened. But then again I don’t feel all too bad because there was no fucking sunshine.

My summer was whiled away in O’Henrys or in…other places I really don’t know where. Various peoples flats or pubs. All I seem to do is work. But I don’t actually work that much I’m just always in the fucking place. Oh I quit working in The Horse Shoe Bar just before Download so that would be early June I guess. I now work in O’Henrys. O’Henrys is the pub where all of the Horse Shoe bartenders went to drink on their breaks. The pubs are diagonally across from each other on the same little cobbled lane in Glasgow.

The new pub is going pretty well. Actually that’s not strictly true, O’Henrys is losing lots of money. It used to be a kinda dingy rock pub cheap drinks good music lots of banter. The company that owns the pub spent about £100,000 refurbishing it and basically, they killed it. They spent £60,000 on the wood for the bar didn’t refurb the toilets. Made it look like an All-Bar-One style bar. Btw if you enjoy drinking in All-Bar-One style bars stop reading my fucking livejournal and get a new lifestyle.

There is still lots of banter in the pub but its not very busy. A couple of very annoying coworkers but its not a big deal as I love working with Ross and Quinny.

Download was awesome lots of cool bands lots of banter to be had around the campsite. We set up a circle of tents with a gazebo in the middle can I actually be arsed putting up pictures? ( incase you havn’t noticed I’m pretty much just writing every thought that goes through my head right now.) I’ll flip a coin. If its heads I’ll put some pictures up. If its tails I wont. Okay looks like you get pics. Kiss were amazing In Flames were great too as were Coheed and Cambria. I pre-rolled about 80 joints and took a quarter unrolled with us. So we were all pretty baked over the 5 day weekend. Lots of cold cider too. The only way to do a festival.

Nothing else really happened all summer. I had a math resit passed it. I have coursework to hand in that I still havnt done to completion probably should get that done soon… Today wasn’t that great I really couldn’t be arsed with the pub today. All the regulars were steaming and I just couldn’t be fucked. Since they are regulars they think they have a wee bit more sway over whats going on, but they don’t.

Right…I’ve covered most of the normal bases what else is there to say about everything? My love life is still pretty rubbish. Not much going on. I like a couple of the girls in my work and we have lots of banter but I dunno. One of them has an ex that’s still really into her, and he’s a regular in the pub. He’s a really sound guy but he’s a total loser. He is like 30 (she’s only 20) and is unemployed and has 2 kids both to his ex wife/ex girlfriend I forget which. He went out with the girl I like for a year and a half and he ended up shagging his ex and she ended up pregnant with kid number 2. He told her about it on her 20^th birthday. Nice. But…….they are still close so…fuck knows. The other girl has a sort of boyfriend. So fucking dead end there too.

Gemma and I still talk a bit I dunno. I just don’t feel comfortable around her I dunno. Its kinda like a really uncomfortable butterflies in my stomach. But its different from a nervous/excited thing. Its more just nervous. Dunno, its not cool. So…nothing is really happening.

This summer has been smoked and drank away but I guess it doesn’t really matter. I’ve had lots of fun over the past few months. Looking to the future I realise I need to get my act together uni wise and move the fuck out of my house. I need to get a nice flat with someone I could actually live with. Hopefully Cammy will want to move in but I don’t know.

The key points of an ideal flatmate include:

Someone I get on with well.

Someone who can afford to live there.

Someone who will let me smoke green in the flat and ideally want to smoke it too.

Someone who has a bit of banter.

And preferably is a student although as long as they can afford to pay council tax I don’t care. (students get free council tax in the UK)

Fuck knows what will happen.

Over and out.

Tip your bartenders.

Tue, 13 May 2008 00:54:58 GMT

Show me show me show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream she said
the one that makes me laugh she said
and threw her arms around my head
show me how you do it,
show me how you do it
and i promise you
i promise that i'll run away with you
i'll run away with you.

Man i've not updated this thing in ages. Just kinda got overlooked among everything eles. I dunno, i've not been up to that much. Spent ages seeing old friends from school and spending outrageous amounts of money in the cocktail bars they work in. But i dont really mind spending money on something expensive if its worth it. £5 a cocktail but its top shelf booze and tastes amazing. They also usually have 50-100mls of alcohol. fair exchanges no robbery.

But apart from that i've been at uni (sometimes, regretting the lack of attendace now since my exams have started.) the exam diet has started now, in fact i had my first exam today. Todays exam was Inorganic Chemistry, what with me studying chemical engineering chemistry is quite important. I'd revised a good deal for this exam, i was getting A's in all 3 of the past papers and since most exams are just a rehash of the previous ones asked in a different way ( cos they is only so much they can ask over the years. chemistry doesnt change all that much) i was confident.

As per usual i checked my star sign in 'The Metro' that free nonsense paper found on all trains planes and automobiles found in glasgow (possibly not planes) The stars are usually spot on in the metro for me, and its not all that vague. To be honest i dont really believe in that kinda bollocks as i'm sure its written by whoever has offended the editor on that particular day but i still like to check it just cos' it is usually relevent. Today's was good. I was to come out of the day 'energised and satisfied'

BOLLOCKS!

The exam was fucking awful. Nothing like the past papers that i had aced. NOT FUCKING COOL.
Basically if someone had askes me all the questions i didnt want in the exam to come up, thats what came up.

so i reckon i might not pass.

I felt mugged, i felt phsyically angry cos i felt like i'd been conned. A lot of it is my fault as i didnt attend the class all that much but i did have the notes and stuff and did look over it. but still...

Today after the exam i had planned to go and study but i felt so bad Nicky and I ended up going to the union for a pint and games of pool. I went into Glasgow and went to the apple shop as my ipod was fucked ( i got a replacement last week but now the replacment was fucked-brilliant.) they gave me a new, new one and i went to O Henry's opposite my work. Very cool wee pub, i know all the staff since i work across the road, i work there a bit too. ish. hung out with Jen while she finished her shift, then went to dinner with her in di maggio's was fun, headed back to O Henry's for a few drinks,..okay quite a few drinks....

Anyway, better update you on everything else. Me and Gemma , cherlys roomate, the girl i was totally into since like i dunno November didnt really work out quite like i had hoped. various things happened none of which really benefited me. We had one proper first date, that was actually amazing we both had a really grate night, we arranged a plan for a second date that night but it got spoint because it was a double date with cheryl and her boyfriend, but they broke up before we could do. This slowed things down because we were both busy. Met up with her a couple times nothing too serious. I dunno nothing worked after that, and i got fucked about a lot.

I met her after work one day in december and we were talking about shopping and stuff and she said she was in Dune ( an expensive shoe shop where she used to work) and saw a pair of shoes. i decided to buy the shoes because even though they were £80 quid my friend Emma, who also works there could have probably got me a discount. I was going to buy the shoes and put them in a big box with other wee things, she really loves penguins they are her favorite animal so i bought her a wee cuddly toy penguine and a few other wee silly things and put them in the box. Emma as it turned out, couldnt get me a discount. luckily they were reduced to 45 quid in an xmas sale so i bought them anyway. Cheryl made her believe that she was getting a mini keg of heineken cos' i had made a joke about getting her it. She totally bought it. she threw a christmas party that most of my friends were going to. I gave her the presents there she was very very shocked and delighted. i was pretty happy. A couple hours later she was pulling somebody else at the party while wearing the shoes i gave her, while i was in the flat. We weren't going out but still she new it wasnt on and tried to hide it. next day she texted me as normal as if nothing had occured. blah blah blah didnt see much of her til january, we met a couple times pulled a bit nothing happened really.

Nothing has really happened since.

Apart from that there are no other major problems in my life, besides all the exam nonsense. I still work at The Horse Shoe Bar, which has been tarted up a bit new paint new refurb new awesome tv's etc.

Feer free to come visit.
Gratuity at your discretion.

fuck off fuck off fuck off

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:23:43 GMT

well tonight i am fucking angry. everything was going so well. I really cannot be fucked with shite like this just now.

I was punted upstairs in the shoe, which is where the karioke bar is in my work, and i hate it.

But luckily it was, well it wasnt really bareable but i got 30 quid tips so it was fine,; All my friends were at the catty but i decided to go to ABC with friends from work.

I got into ABC and i was talking to one of the girls and i asked how she managed to get the night off work and she jokingly said she slept with a manager to get the night off and i TOTALLY JOKINGLY called her a whore. She stormed off and burst into tears. So i looked like a total arse in front of my work mates, tbh NONE of them cared cos they know me, and it was a joke and the girl , well she clearly took it too seriously but UGH i am so annoyerd

more because the ABC was far too expensive. A pint of Fosters in the catty is £1.80, in the ABC its £2.60!!! so i pretty much spent ALL my tips. UGH i'mso pissed off that i not only wasted my night but i'm pissed off cos of the girl *rage*

oh also Bernard decided to be a total twat too, but more on that 2mrw.

xx

I'm a Cockney bitch, a young ragamuffin from the streets....

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:45:58 GMT

Well this'l be a strange update. I guess it wont be THAT strange its just all the stuff in the last rant doesnt really matter to me too much anymore.

I'll cut right to the chase, on saturday night Gemma came into my work and we ended up talking about stuff and we ended up causing quite a scene by pulling across the bar. Which btw is pretty tricky! That bar is surprisingly wide!!! She seems to have realised that she really likes me and i dunno, hopefully wants something more than a quick shag. Dont know yet, plan to find out soon.

It took all the willpower int he world not to go back to her flat on sat as she kept asking me, but by this point she was a little drunk and i didnt feel great anyway. I just didnt want her to wake up the next morning and regret it, i really like this girl mental as she is.

Give me complicated women everytime, simple girls are dull.

I'll update a wee bit about the amsterdam party cruise weekend. In short, it was a blast. Some great laughs but for the money it cost it wasnt really worth it. We could have just gone to Amsterdam for a few days. The other 4 guys headed down to newcastle ont he friday night, while me and Charlie left on sat morning.

They all went for a pissup in some bar and then moved onto a strip club and spent all their money. 3 out of the 4 made it home to their accomodation 1 of them however, couldnt find his way home so slept in a carpark directly opposite it. Mikey, classy as always. I guess you cant say he's not resourceful.

Hehe this is the same guy who got run over in the Dam by a bike, a pedal bike. possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen.

The cruise was okay, just kinda like being in one massive club for like 16 hours really. One VERY annoying thing though the cabin walls were like paper thin so at 7am when the scouse girls next door woke up and started nattering on you hear every single mispronounced sylable. When your hungover, it cuts right through you. :|

Wilson, (whom i was sharing a room with) pulled, and promptly shagged some girl from Coventry called sarah. Luckily at this point Charlie thought he was in with some girl so said i could have his bunk in the other cabin.

He was back in the cabin 20 mins later with a beer in his hand saying ' nah mate i wasnt on, get out my bed.'

Naturally i just rolled over and told him that he'd made his bed and now i was lying in it, so he fucked off and continued drinking in the bar for a few more hours!

In other news the new Mighty Boosh series starts on thursday!!!!! I have been resisting temptations to watch it on Youtube, its been pretty fucking hard not to as it looks amazing!

Cant wait!

xx

I've got birds in my ears and a devil on my shoulder

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:29:23 GMT

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

i kissed her :]

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:05:26 GMT

hmmmmm.

i dunno.

tonight was good and that. but it could have been a lot better. she is just so fucking hard to talk to. :( i dunno if its cos she doesnt like me much or if she's shy or what. we only talk if we actually have something to talk about.

why the hell is this so hard.

=(

BY Lucifers beard!....eh...yea...

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:48:15 GMT

"Come to think of it she did!!!...well she didnt reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police!...now where did i put my badge?"

"HEY that ducks got it!! hey give it back!...oww...fine keep it!"

...

"One day us honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!"

"They are ?? Oh No! have they set a date?"

havnt seen the simpsons in far too long.

*sigh*

Damn right i will! before i send this whole building downtown to the boys at the lab!

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:53:25 GMT

i totally forgot how much i love black books!!!

"musnt stare musnt stare."

"you haven't stared at me"

"Fran, you're my oldest and dearest friend...and you look like you've fell out of a tree"

"If i told you the walls of my flat were actually moving would you think i was strange?"

"no of course not i'd invite you round to look after my small children!"

" walls , thermomiters its an impossable choice!! i just hope that when i flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me!"

It is actually amazing!

:]

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:55:55 GMT

oh...i forgot to mention the only one saving grace about today. Rangers won 7-2!!!

when i left the house it was 3-1.

omg if i only i had a gun...

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:54:33 GMT

i am so very very very very very angry right now.

i am so increduously pissed off at everyone. omg its not even funny.

i just spent the evening working in a packed bar, which was fine. then going to charlies new work ( a hotel on bath street he is the bar manager) to give him food as he is workin until 7am and cant leave the bar. then to blue dog for literally 2 drinks. i was expecting to have a good laugh with Wilson in blue dog, some great drinks and some good banter. but no. thats just to much.

I have just spent over and hour standing in the fucking freezing cold and pissing rain of Bath street, outside the New Marks Hotel waiting for a fucking taxi. Wilson fucked off to Becka's ( some girl i dont really know) he asked if it was okay to leave me, i was hardly going to hold him back. The chance of a few J's thena shag? who wouldnt want that.

ughhhhhhhhhhhd fucking taxi driverse. the reason it took so long is cos they just kept bombing it up the street at 40mph glancing out the window and fucking off again. LEARN TO DO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JOB YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its really not that fucking difficlt.

i CANNOT wait to pass my driving test and get a car. I'v had enough of this bullshit. Man i am actually so fucking raging right now i am honestly quite scared i just might hurt myself....well not really. but i would love for someone to pick a fight with me right now. it really has just been one of those fucking days.

sorry for the rant...infact...i'm not sorry at all.

over and out

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:24:02 GMT

Hiho hiho its off to work i go...

ugh :( and its wet outside too!

i doubt i'll be whistling while i work.

need cheering up!

on the plus side the queen's 11 are winning 3-1

mmmmmmmmmmoffffffffffffffffffskiiiiiiiiiiie

Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks, Johnny Segment?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:08:54 GMT

do de do...

Aye another late night entry at the bold time of 1.55am. Hmm what have i been up to i hear you all ask, the answer: not a great deal.

Yesterday i had a great day with Wilson. I was working a 12-3 in my bar then had lunch with Wilson in the work , then moved onto a class bar called Blue Dog. Its a kinda jazz cocktail bar full of top shelf booze. Expensive top shelf booze lol. Its totally worth it though. spent a fortune in there and in Loydds. After Loydds we head down to Bar Soba ( where Wilson works) had a drink or so in there - that place is class! its a great cocktail bar but they were showing FFVII Advent Children on a projector for some bizzarre reason. Fantastic.

Wilson left his phone there by accident ( twat ) but it was too late to go back buy the time we noticed we were on a train to giffnock. We met up with Coyle and headed to a pub to watch the Rangers game. Red star gave us a bit of trouble but Novo's late goal kept our european dream alive :]

Met up with Emma and ended up back at Wilsons for a couple before home. Walked home in the Pissing Glasgow rain without a jacket or hoodie on. IT WAS FREEZING! although kinda refreshing, it gave me time to think about stuff.

Today i had a driving lesson at 1 which went well and then Emma came down and we sat about on msn. Celtic were playin Spartak Moscow but i didnt bother watching it. they drew 1-1 was hoping they'd get beat but you canny win them all.

Had a laugh with emma just looking at holidays n chatting aobut stuff. love that girl to bits. Ended up at charlies tonight with Coyle Wilson and Taylor just sat n watched the football and played pro ev all night. It was okay, got a wee bit repetative in the end though.

So ayeee....thats you all up to date with the comings and goings of a penniless ( since yesterday) glaswegian bartender. - Oh i also spent 20 quid on a bottle of 8 year old rum. worth every penny!-

In total yesterday and today i spent 90 quid,. 70 on booze and 20 on a driving lesson. This is not a good thing...

I have another D lesson tomorrow which i can barely afford but i'm happy anyway =] I'm working thursday-sunday 5-close so i'll be in the money next week anyway i'd better try n hold onto some of it this time!

until next time...

xx

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:51:40 GMT

just a quick update before i go and shower. work sucked last night! was so so so so slow :(

I am at work tonight and tomorrow which sucks, normally i'd go out afterwards. but my account is at -997.17!!!!! the overdraft only goes up to -1000

eeep

so aye i'll not be going out for a bit lol.

i had better go and start gearing up for work. I was sitting listening to I dont like mondays. and i thought about the reason the song was written. It's really a shame. noone likes mondays though.. The Tori Amos cover is pretty good,.

i dont like fridays.

but i'm probably not going to go and shoot people...no guarantee's though

xx

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:30:09 GMT

this update is purely for mighty boosh fans...so like you mainly. You know who you are. (got carried away with Bold)

Vince:...and what happens is, this rabbit starts to chase you, right, and you gotta run or if you can't, you could throw sesame seeds at him, or coins or whatever, or you could just take off your Chelsea boot and just take him out, 'cos if he catches you, he just throws you on the floor...and rapes you."

Howard: That isn't really a game, is it. It's more like a series of events. A series of horrific events... culminating in a rape.

or. possibly my absolute fav:

Jean-Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on, Jean-Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off, Jean-Claude Jaquettie, put his jacket on, Jean-Claude Jaquettie put his Jacket on, jacket off, jacket on, jacket off, oh! Stylish! Oh! Wakaman! Running round Paris. With a tiny haversack. Lookin to the future, with a telescope, drawing on the past with an eagle claw, eagle claw, why? Eagle claw, eagle claw, bababoingboing, take a fashion coin, slot it in the pocket of your bum-bag, take it to Milan, take it to Japan, take it to the man with the fashion plan, Jaqeuttie!

it makes me happy ^______^

You know nothing of the crunch!

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:36:57 GMT

Reults day in scotland, well technically its tomorrow but you could check online and whathaveyou. My sister did well, better than me when i was 16. she got 6 A's 2 B's and a C.

"Bart a D turns into a B so easily! You just got greedy..."

Sooo Aye, my sister is well chuffed. Why do sisters always do better? Well i mean why do younger siblings always do better? its bollocks!

As usual i was at the catty on friday /saturday. Friday was good lots of people out but it was packed and absolutly roasting. a few class moments. Mainly Poori chatting up the Oldest/Youngest looking woman in the place. No way was she thirty!! And married too lol! sheer bad luck!

Saturday was Ricks Birthday but like noone turned up. i felt really bad for him. it was only Me Max Laura and Cheryl. I brought my pal Wilson from school. He loves the catty music but never goes he's more into sorta Techno clubs. His GF dumped him so i didint want him mopeing about the house after something like that. its not fun. So i leant him 40 quid and we went to play pool then the catty.

Uggh i was mangled. like properly away with it! so was he though so its okay. I dont remember getting home. eeeep.

the Disney night was fun. the notebook is pretty sad though. just watched some Mighty Boosh to cheer myself up :]

oh I also went to see the simpsons movie on friday. I was so so very Disappointed! i was quite close to asking for my money back. ahhh i remember a time when the simpsons was good. Not Cool. i Actually enjoyed the credits more than the rest of the film. As you got to see which actor did the voice for which character.

Not up to a lot today after a pointless trip to an un-open uni.

boooooo! but as i'm a whole 'Leave-you-with-something-happy' thing today, i'll just type this:

Howard: where did you get those sunglasses?
Vince: A passing Coyote took pity on me.
Howard: Took pity on you did he? He took a piss on me!
Vince: I think in his own simple way he was just trying to cool you down.

:]

Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:26:12 GMT

i'v spent all week driving contaminated swans to Fife! unloading them out the back of the lorry; breaking their necks leaving a sachet of lemsip on the floor and creeping away into the night...

Well Emma is well on her way here now, for another evening of Disney dvd watching and possibly some mighty boosh too =] We have been steadily working through her DVD collection. tonight i think its Hercules and The Fox and The Hound, which i havnt seen. Apparantly its sad? eeep.

Out last night with Wilson, we went to play pool! Or rather we tried to go and play pool. The place was shut. SHUT! Shut at half 12! I thought it was half 1 it shut! We ended up going into town to go to Bamboo. Pound a drink and i spent 40 quid. It was a good laugh though. just talking bollocks and dancing and quoting boosh. fun times, crazy days :)

I'll leave you with this to consider

Vince: "What are you gonna do? You'll probably by alright won't you - you're a shaman - it's a pretty specialist job."
Naboo: "I might transform myself into a mighty hawk."
Vince: "Into a what?"
Naboo: "A MIGHTY HAWK!."
Vince:"Wow."
Naboo: "Either that or work in Dixons..."

Take me out tonight. This ship of fools i'm on will sink...

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:28:45 GMT

Lets see, where to start?

Not really been doing anything too exciting over the last few weeks. My parents went away on holiday and took my sister with them so i had a great time on my own. Well i say on my own. Charlie Wilson and Coyle were round A LOT lol.. then Coyle had an empty so it kinda became a 3 week thing of just being at each others houses doing silly things like drikning. Lots and lots and lots of drinking. Hmm what else? Well i got the new Harry Potter book and read that in a night as usual. It was good its a shame to think that its actually over though =[

All i did this weekend was work and go out. Friday night i went to a cocktail bar called Blue Dog. Its class but really expensive. Drinking rum and cokes £4.20 a go....to be fair it was Angastura 1919 rum so its well worth it. Had a few cocktails that seemed to taste just of pure alcohol. A Sweet Manhattan on the rocks. blew me away lol i could barely drink it, Apple Mahtai's are nice though :]

Ended up out after work on Saturday night too. Went to the social of all places! Its such a shit bar, but still. Had a laugh with one of the girls in work, called Tina. I couldnt get a taxi home so i stayed at her place. Got ABSOLUTLY no sleep as i was sharing a bed with her and she likes to cuddle in which i'm all for but she wriggled about so much that i just couldnt drift off. 9AM sharp i got promptly kicked out of bed as she was working at 11 (i dont work sundays so i didint technically have to get up) but as i didnt know where the flat was in relation to the rest of glasgow i thought it best to leave with her and just go into work anyway. I had forgotten how much i missed sharing a bed with someone, even just sleeping. its much better.

Today hasnt been all that great. Well actually today was fine, during the day. made my way back from town this morning with the sun splitting the sky. great i[od shuffling for some chilled out music for the bus journey home, i was really in a great mood. But the rest of the day just kinda dragged in.

Its twenty past midnight and i'm home, which is pretty unsual. whats worse is my wee sisters been allowed to let her boyfriendd stay over. i think thats a bit much, 'seperate rooms' aye my parents are enforcing that plan, by cunningly going to bed early. well done, fantastic parenting there. Whats worse is that i am just home from my local pub quiz, where i met my sisters BF's older brother who had a good laugh at the fact our siblings are going out. did fucking rubbish in the quiz too lol got like 35 out of 50 =/

Coyle Charlie and Mikey are all away to Bulgaria tomorrow on holiday. I was supposed to be going with them but couldnt afford it. Really gutted about that! It Would have been so good.

A major plus side though is that we saw Ally McCoist in the pub. (if you dont know who that is google him) the man is a LEGEND. In EVERY sense of the word. We tried to get a chant going but there wasnt enough rangers fans about.

SUPER ALLY SUPER ALLY OHWAYOHWAYOHWAY SUPER ALLY SUPER ALLY OHWAYOHWAYOHWAY

Fuck me i'm bored. wish i was still in Tina's bed. I could use a cuddle.

Do you miss the blend of colours she left in your black and white field? And do you feel condemned just for being there?

Over and out.
xx

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:45:07 GMT

finished the new harry potter book yesterday... i have nothing to do now...

gutted..

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:55:20 GMT

firstly i apologise for never updating this thing, i do update just not on this i usually do it in forums and stuff, pretty much just cos of my offline diary i cant be arsed writing the same stuff out twice, and since none of you ever comment the result is the same so whats the point?

secondly FUCK YOU sheffield wednesday. beating my team on penalties will you %&^$%%$32245!""£!!%&&*&^

*Back to real life now*

yes as you may have guessed that bit was about a football manager game.
MON THE GUNNERS!...

moving on. its my birthday today and i really cannot be arsed with it. being 19 is gonna be as bollocks as being 18 except its a year older. as usual i have fuck all to moan about uni is good i passed all my exams B1 for chem ( gutted i wanted an A not a high B) B2 for physics ( somehow marker must have been drunk) and a C1 for maths so thats fine

i had an ace weekend at download saw some amaazing bands. its just now... i just dont have anything going either way. i dunno i cant explain it. i think its partly cos a lot of my close friends are in relationships and i'm not. none of the girls i like seem to be interested or more accuratly are in other relationships too.

so fucking bored of it btw. and some people dont just understand how fucking lucky they have it.
fuckety fuckety fuck.

work is going good i love working behind a bar its so much more fun than anything else i'v ever done. and the money is good, pity i'm still in debt...ah well i'v accepted that living in my overdraft is what is going to happen.

going out tomorrow (tonight) night to The QMU's metal night called Revolution. should be a good laugh i dont actually know who is going as tons of people are away on holiday which is pretty guff. i dunno i just cant really be arsed with all this birthday shite.

fuck it, i'm just in a bad mood with myself. ignore me.

oh also in a bad mood with tierry henry. you should have fucking scored that penalty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*exit lj enter Real Life*

over and out
xx

happy birthday to me......woo....sarcasm

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:50:22 GMT

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:33:22 GMT

its a lovely sunny day and i'm getting ready for work a-woohoo
i'm also listening to girlfriend by avril lavigne...i feel dirty all over. stupid catchy punk pop shite. she's well hot though...so i guess that makes it okay on some level...no? dammit.

more importantly my camping gear for download was deleivered yesterday :) i am now the proud owner of a 12 man tent. its effing massive. should be some laugh trying to build it tomorrow. work last night was bollocks i asked Norrie (one of the managers) if i could away early as i was feeling sick. he said maybe but there was lots of people like that. so naturally he fucks off home cos he had a head ache, leaving me entirely fucked. nice. ended up just working til the death then going to my pal charlies house for his 19th it was shit i hardly know any of my old school friends anyway cept charlie n a couple others. waste of a taxi fare.

i cant wait to build that tent, see what its like :]

so aye ,everybody mon' out to download. it'l be fantastic.

or if you cant make that, mon up to the horse shoe bar tonight, you'll see me workinnnnnn

xx

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:40:14 GMT

The Reaping - TOTAL BOLLOCKS

utter shite, on the way home on the bus i found a metro lying open at the film page the very first word in the reapings review was terrible
grrrr wish i'd found it on the way in.